1. How curious, they're caging the tree. It must be one of those EU Common Market regulations.
2. Mama mia! What crazed vision of robot trees from the future is this?
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3. La Seffalice, dig out last year's letter to The Telegraph about the Turner Prize and take down the following amendments.
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Oh, I see. They're just testing the electrics before...
4. ...attaching the coloured tubes.
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5. Hang on lads, it's lunchtime. See you in three hours.
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6. The finished article. Actually it doesn't look so bad from down here.
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7. The view from the mind of confused winter bird, such as a robin, who's been told there's a new tree in town to nest in.
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8. And finally, the turning on of the lights. Our flat is now warmed at night by a glow in the fashion of Kramer's apartment in the chicken roaster episode.
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1 comment:
gracious...not very traditional!
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